What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 04:29

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
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Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”